17 ... Single .... Completely in love with Meryl Streep and Karen Allen :) .... am a bit wierd i guess but hey ho .... my hair is now black and blonde .... i wear glasses .... and i am TOTALLY UNIQUE XD xxxxx
Proud to call my self a Streeper :D xxx
The way she chuckles throughout the video is adorable. “And I’m hot now baby”. My God.
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… after being sent a photo of my car speeding, I sent the police a photo of my cheque
Today as I was walking through the zoo, i swear i heard the penguins say “Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.”
will need an airplane and a condom, in order to give a flying fuck.
I hate it when people point at their wrist when they ask for the time. You don’t point at your crotch when you ask where the restroom is.
why is it that at weddings old people always look at me & say “your next”? Next time I go to a funeral I’m gonna do the same to them.”your next”.wink wink.
Mom: I see that you’re all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
omg omg omg omg there’s something really really nasty on your neck omg eww o oops no wait that’s just you head :| my bad :)
MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! i have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on! :D xxxx
I just have to say this ….
as much as i love Meryl’s hair long
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i REALLY REALLY REALLY love her hair short :D
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Just my opinion :D xxxx
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